Welcome to the Ultimate Collection of Dad Jokes! Those groan-worthy, eye-roll-inducing puns and one-liners that dads everywhere have perfected over generations are here! These jokes are so bad they're good, and that's exactly what makes them perfect. Grab your cargo shorts, adjust your New Balance sneakers, and prepare yourself for 200 of the finest dad jokes ever told! Classic Dad Jokes I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered. My wife said I should do lunges to st